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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle 0f Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little Boy what he had..  The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's Called Turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful Liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby. " The little boy Replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll Pass a Ferrari."               

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