Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Jesus and the democrat

 

 
 
  
 


A Republican, in a  wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
Asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The  Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that JESUS sitting over  there?"

 
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested  that she give
JESUS a cup of coffee, on  him.
 

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a  hunched back. He
Shuffled over to a  booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.  He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that JESUS, over  there?"
 
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to  give JESUS a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
 
 
The third  patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.  He  hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey!  How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across  the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that GOD'S BOY over  there?"
 
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to  give JESUS a cold
Beer. "Put it on my  bill," he said loudly.
 

As JESUS  got up to leave, HE passed by the Republican, touched him
And said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The  Republican felt the
Strength come back  into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
 
 

 
JESUS  passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
Kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his  back straightening up
And he raised his  hands, praised the LORD, and did a series of back flips
Out the door.
 
 

Then,  JESUS walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
 
 

The  Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .. I'm  collecting
Disability."

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
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