Asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that JESUS sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give
JESUS a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
Shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that JESUS, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give JESUS a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that GOD'S BOY over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give JESUS a cold
Beer. "Put it on my bill," he said loudly.
As JESUS got up to leave, HE passed by the Republican, touched him
And said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the
Strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up
And he raised his hands, praised the LORD, and did a series of back flips
Out the door.
Then, JESUS walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .. I'm collecting
Disability."
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==> Earthlings (please watch this - tnx)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6361872964130308142
"The person who says it cannot be done should not
interrupt the person doing it." ~ Chinese Proverb.
"Independence is my happiness, ... my country is the
world, and my religion is to do good." ~ Thomas Paine
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