Pot-Luck-Humor - Why I'm Called Honey

 

An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as:   Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.   While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names'. The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is.'           ___________________________________________________________________________ DISCLAIMER ___________________________________________________________________________ This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended Solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. Please note that any views or opinions presented in this email are solely Those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the company. Finally, the recipient should check this email and any attachments for the Presence of viruses. The company accepts no liability for any damage Caused by any virus transmitted by this email. Unity Healthcare, 1250 South Creasy Lane, Suite A, Lafayette IN, 47905 http://www.unityhc.com System Manager: ISHelpDesk@UnityHC.com / 765-446-5321 ___________________________________________________________________________---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE This e-mail and the files transmitted with it are intended solely for the use of addressee. If you are not the intended recipient, or a person responsible for delivering this e-mail to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you have received this e-mail in error and that any use, dissemination, distribution, forwarding, printing, or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately by replying to this e-mail and deleting it from your computer.    No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.851 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3138 - Release Date: 09/15/10 23:34:00

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