Pot-Luck-Humor - Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

 

Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...     A 'Rock Hudson' - A putt that looked straight, but wasn't.   A 'Saddam Hussein' - From one bunker into another.   A 'Yasser Arafat' - Butt ugly and in the sand.   A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - Didn't quite make it over the water.   A 'Rodney King' - Over-clubbed.   An 'O.J.'- Got away with one.   A 'Princess Grace' - Should have used a driver.   A 'Princess Di' - Shouldn't have used the driver.   A 'Condom' - Safe, but didn't feel very good.   A 'Brazilian' - Shaved the hole.   A 'Rush Limbaugh' - A little to the right.   A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.   A 'Ted Kennedy' - Goes in the water and jumps out.   A 'Pee Wee Herman' - Too much wrist action.   A 'Sonny Bono' - Straight into the trees.   A 'Paris Hilton' - A very expensive hole.   A 'Tiger Woods' - Wrong Hole.

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