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TSA Slogans   "Grope discounts available." "Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants." "If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first." "Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy." "Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even remember this." "Wanna fly? Unzip your fly." "We've handled more balls than Barney Frank." "We are now free to move about your pants." "If we rub you the wrong way, it's so you can be on your way." "It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat." "TSA: Touching, Squeezing, Arresting" "We handle more packages than UPS." "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem." "Let our fingers do the walking." "Cough." "Reach out and touch someone everywhere." "Can you feel me now?"

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