CHILDREN'S LETTERS TO GOD
Dear GOD, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane
Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan
Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
-Darla
Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce
Dear GOD, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael
Dear GOD, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms.
It works with my brother.
-Larry
Dear GOD, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean
Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.
Dear GOD, Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
-Rob
Dear GOD, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
They're just kidding, aren't they?
-Marsha
Dear GOD, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris
Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it.
So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.
That was cool!
-Eugene
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