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< --- Sent: Sat, December 18, 2010 5:56:30 PM Subject: Fw: LARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE --- On     -----   Subj: LARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE                A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'    After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'    'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'  &nbs p;    Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. '    Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. '    What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'         The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.    She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'    Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'         Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.    One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.    Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "         Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.    He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.    After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.    Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'         If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here.         Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer!         Pass on to your friends!