MisfitsCafe.com - Valentine Poem - by Bubba

 

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue  and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.  Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.  Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.    You move like the bass, which excite me in May.  You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.  Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.  Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.    You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;  I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.  On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,  well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.    Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,  what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.  Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,  to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.    Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.  You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.  Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,  you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.    When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,  my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.  Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.  despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.    Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,  we go together like a skunk goes with stank.  Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;  They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.    Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.  Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.  "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.    But for this man, honey, these won't do.  Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.  I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,  more useful than diamonds . . . IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!    Luv, yor romeo Bubba

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