MisfitsCafe.com - Children Writing About the Ocean...

 

Children Writing About the Ocean...                                                                                                                      1)  - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.                                                 (Kelly,  age 6)                                                                                                                                       2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age  6)                                                                                                3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, You are an island.   If you don't have ocean all round you, You are incontinent.   (Lynn, age  7)                                                                                          4) - Sharks are  ugly and mean, and have big teeth, Just like Emily Richardson she's not my  friend any more.                                                           (Kylie, age  6)                                                                                                                                                        5) - A dolphin  breaths through an ass hole on the top of its head... (Billy, age  8)                                                                                                                                      6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.   (Millie, age  6)                                                                                                          7) - When ships had sails,they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.   My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.                                 (William,age 7)                                                                                                                      8) -  Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?      Like,  really?                                                       (Helen, age 6)                                                                                                                       9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby  brother is always crying, My Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, So I can't think what to write.                 (Amy, age  6)                                                                                               10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.   Electric eels can give you a shock.   They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in                     to chargers.                                                                              (Christopher, age  7)                                                                                                                                                                                          11) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast.   She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass...   (Julie, age 7)                                                                                                            12)  - The ocean is made up of water and fish.   Why the fish don't drown I  don't know.                                                   (Bobby, age 6)                                                                                                                        13) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.     What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.                                                             (James, age 7)                                                             If you didn't chuckle at one of these, You need to find your sense of humour.

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (2)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 1

Visit Your Group

* StumpySteve stopped all of his RX meds on Dec 21st and
all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168

The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4

MISFITSCAFE.COM | PO BOX 4286 | DELTONA FL 32725-0286
* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD

(\__/)
(='.'=) Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
http://StumpySteve.com/forums (repaired)

*********************

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___