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Collisions, calamities, & injuries. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.   I told the police that I was not injured, But on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.   I pulled away from the side of the road, Glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.   I thought my window was down, But I found it was up when I put my head through it.   As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.   In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.   I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So, I hit them, Which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.   I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.   The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.   I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, So, I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.   The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.     Send a smile, Make someone laugh, Have some fun!

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