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THE TEACHER SAYS... 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information From his classmates. Really means: He was caught cheating on a test. 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. Really means: The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five Minutes. 3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending Fact with fiction. Really means: He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have Ever met.   4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating That high expectations don't intimidate her. Really means: The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term. 5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye Coordination. Really means: The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away. 6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers. Really means: Your son needs to stop socializing and start working. 7. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful perso- Nality.     Really means: She's so immature that we've run out of diapers. 8. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome. Really means: A mouth that never stops yakking.

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