Pot-Luck-Humor - The Jews sank the Titanic.......?

 

The plane leaves  Heathrow  Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.   His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence  between the two seems to indicate a  mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising  altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back  in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese..' 'No rike  Chinese?' asks the copilot, ... 'why not?' 'You people bombed  Pearl Harbor , that's why!' 'No, no',  the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl  Hahbah ! That Japanese, not Chinese.' 'Japanese, Chinese,  Vietnamese... .doesn't matter, you're  all  alike!' There's a few minutes of silence.. 'I no rike Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces. 'Oh yeah, why not?'  asks the captain. 'Jews sink Titanic!' says the  co-pilot. 'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!' Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,   Rosenberg , ....nomattah...all same ! ! !

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