Thursday, October 14, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - ADULT JOKES

 

  
  
 
 
 
 
Little Bobby went to confession, at the beginning of Lent..
 
Bless me Father for I have sinned.
 
It has been 3 months since my last confession.
 
In that time I have disobeyed my parents nine times, missed Sunday Mass
Once, had impure thoughts, oh, about nine hundred times, and played with
A girl's private parts."
 
 
 
"Played with a girl's private parts!" exclaimed the priest. "Whoa,
that's pretty serious.
 
For your penance say three rosaries and wash your
Hands in holy water."
 
So little Maury knelt down and fudged his way through the laborious
Incantations of the three rosaries, then he made the trek up to the holy
Water fountain and started to wash his dirty little fingers, when the girl
Who was behind him in the confessional line walks up and says,
 
 
 
"Move over, pal. I gotta gargle."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  
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