Saturday, October 16, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Today's Economics

 

  
  
 
  


 

 
 
 


Today's Economics
 
If  you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
 
 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214!
Based on the above, the best current investment play is to drink heavily and recycle.
 
It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American male walks about 900 miles a year.
 
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
 
This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
 
 
Makes you proud to be an American!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
  
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