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Thursday, October 21, 2010

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From: Johnny Burgos

Date: Thu, Oct 21, 2010 at 7:46 AM
Subject: Twisted-Humor - I...fucking...love...HALLOWEEN!
To: Twisted-Humor@yahoogroups.com, Your-Daily-Dose@yahoogroups.com

Actually......I DON'T , but this was just too good not to share

I...fucking...love...HALLOWEEN!

That shit is only a couple weeks away, fuckers, and I'm ready-set-go for it! I fucking love, love, love, love, love Halloween. It's my favorite drinking Holiday by a landslide. It's better than the 4th of July because there's no risk of dying a fiery death while you're drunk off your ass, and it's better than New Year's Eve because I usually don't fuck anyone's girlfriend on Halloween...which I can't say about New Year's Eve. I have three very specific reasons why I love me some Halloween, and I know all of you fuck-fans are going to nod in approval.

1) People are ready to fucking throw down on Halloween. Have you noticed how people give up their inhibitions when they're wearing a fucking costume? It's not like it's a great fucking disguise. Everyone knows who you are, even if you're wearing one of those retarded "ghost face" Scream costumes. Despite that, there is some psychological affect on the brain that makes people believe that they are no longer responsible for their own actions just because they feel "anonymous". That means they'll drink more, party harder, and be easier to convince to eat out my asshole.

2) The bitches are ridiculously fucking hot. Do you know that almost every man in existence wants to fuck Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz? How about Alice from Wonderland? What about a witch with sexy fucking fishnet stockings and a see-through dress? Yeah, guys want to fuck all of them. Dudes love chicks, and they love them even more when they dress up like sexy nurses, get drunk, and keep the costume on when you're drunk-banging them in the bathroom.

3) I'm a big fan of candy. Whether I'm eating the leftover candy that didn't get handed out, or I'm taking my Dad=tax out of my kids' nightly haul...I'm going to eat the fuck out of some Halloween candy. Nothing makes me throw up and feel better after a night of hard drinking than eating a fistful of shitty, stale-ass Candy Corn for breakfast the next day. See? Candy has more uses than just giving you Diabetes and making you fat.

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