Sunday, October 31, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Trick or Treat

 

 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who
Answers it says, "Well, you two are cute as you can be. 
 

Who are you supposed to be?"

"We're Jack and Jill" the girl with two front teeth
Missing replied.The man says, "You can't be Jack and
Jill, you're black!"
 
The cuties go off and a while later
They come back dressed differently.They ring the door bell
And once again and when the man opens the door, he grins
And asks,  "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this
Time?""We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy puffing
His little chest out in pride."Well, I hate to disappoint
You son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're
Black!" says the man.
 
Heads hung low, the children leave. Shortly the man hears the bell ring again. This time when
He opens the door there stand the two children but this Time they are BUCK NAKED.

"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.
"We're chocolate M & M's," said the little girl.
 
 
"I'm plain. He's got nuts."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


  
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