Pot-Luck-Humor - MY DOCTOR

 

MY DOCTOR...    Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.  ~ He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years Before he realized she was Chinese. ~ Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months.  ~ While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." ~ Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."  ~ One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?"  ~ I remember one time I told my doctor I Had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."  ~ My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring." ~ Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."  ~ When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop going to those places. ~ You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

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