Pot-Luck-Humor - There is a 20 year waiting list for this !!

You gotta love those Swedes...   First the Volvo then Bjorn Borg and ABBA and now THIS!!!!!   Yes there is a 20-year wait....      We now have a blow-up doll from Sweden.  These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone. Sizes vary from 1.50 to 1.75m. The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN. It will last two years if used constantly and consistently everyday. Completely adjustable to any position you want.  100 sensors spread around the body. There are 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions. Temperature controller. On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears. Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears. When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of emulation. Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors. Most important she has a voice password, which should be protected from disclosure.  Principal characteristics: She has three entries (vaginal, anal, and oral) She can move her head in any direction you choose. Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following:  SIZE  HEIGHT  SKIN COLOR EYES COLOR  HAIR COLOR  PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.  NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.  ADVANTAGES: She is not electric   She does not speak   She does not get fat   She never has periods   She does not pass gas   She never goes shopping She does not get pregnant She does not have a mother   She never ever gets headaches   She does not go to the hairdresser   She does not watch soaps or Oprah She does not care what we watch on TV   She does not frequent internet chat rooms She will never get elderly human physical attributes She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman   She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return     Only $6000.00   Beats the hell out of Barbie.                                                                                                        .