MisfitsCafe.com - Bad Economy?

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Bad Economy? So how bad is the economy really doing, you ask? Women are having sex with their husbands Because they can't afford batteries.   Jury Duty is now considered a good-paying job.     Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.     I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.   African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!   I ordered a burger at McDonald's . . The kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"   CEO's are now playing miniature golf.     Laid off 25 Congressmen.   My ATM gave me an IOU!   I saw a Mormon with only one wife.     I bought a toaster and my free gift With the purchase was a bank. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," You have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.   McDonald's is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.   Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.   Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies And learned the names of their children.   My cousin couldn't afford to pay for her exorcism. They re-possessed her!            A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.     A picture is now worth only 200 words.   They renamed " Street." When Bill and Hillary travel together, They now have to share a room. One of the casinos in Las Vegas Is now managed by Somali Pirates.   American Dollars  Paving China's " Street." Compilation Copyright © Wink Creations