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A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie."    "Don't worry," he purrs.   "My wife is out of town on a business trip, there's no risk."   As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!"    "No problem," her lover replies.   "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."   After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury.    "That witch!" he exclaims.   "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"

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