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SPEED Ever wonder what is the fastest thing on earth? Recently, a store manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of applications he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in together and ask them only one question, each. Their answers would determine which of them would be hired. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the fellow replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head." "There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A THOUGHT is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you, Sir?" he asked the second person.   "Hmm.... Let me see. A BLINK!" "It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye... that's a very popular cliché for speed."   He then turned to the third job seeker who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."     The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer And thought he had found his employee. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." Turning to the fourth and final applicant, the interviewer posed the same question. To which the applicant replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "Oh, I can explain." said the fourth applicant. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON A LIGHT, I'd already SHIT my pants!"     - MADGE GOT THE JOB - She's now the new greeter at a  near you.   And I'm sure the next time you visit a   Restroom, you'll think of Madge. Compilation Copyright © Wink Creations

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