Pot-Luck-Humor - 7 DEGREES OF BLONDE

 

  FIRST DEGREE

  A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in

  the morning.

  The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,

  listened a moment

  and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from

  here!" and hung up.

  The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't

  know, some

  woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

 

 

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  SECOND DEGREE

  Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a

  compact on

  the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,

  look s in the mirror

  and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second

blonde

  says, "Here,

  let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The

  second one looks

  in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

 

 

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  THIRD DEGREE

  A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she

goes out

  and buys a gun. She goes t o his apartment unexpectedly

and when she

  opens

  the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

  Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to

take out the

  gun, and as she does so, sh e is overcome with grief. She

takes the

  gun and

  puts it to her head.

  The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The

blonde

  replies,

  " Shut up, you're next!"

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  FOURTH DEGREE

  A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of State

capitals .

  She

  proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A

friend says ,

  " OK,

  what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" The blonde replies, "Oh

, that's

  easy:

  W."

 

 

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  FIFTH DEGREE

  What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she

was

  pregnant?

  " Is it mine?"

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  SIXTH DEGREE

  Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat

in h er US

  government class. The Professor asked Bambi if she knew

what Roe vs .

  Wade

  was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said,

" That was

  the

  decision George Washington had to make before he crossed

the

  Delaware "

 

 

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  SEVENTH DEGREE

  Returning home from work, a blonde was shock ed to

  find her house

  ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at

once and

  reported

  the crime.

  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and

a K-9

  unit,

  patrolling nearby was the fi rst to respond. As the K-9

officer

  approached

  the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on

the porch ,

  shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat

down on the

  steps.

  Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to

find

  all

  my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and

what do they

  do?

  They send me a BLIND policeman."

 

 

 

  OK. Now forw ard this to someone else who needs a

  Laugh today

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