A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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* The Real Story on Vitamin D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeg-5NDyJ84
Vitamin D and Prevention of Chronic Diseases
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq1t9WqOD-0
* Vitamin D Prevents Cancer: Is It True?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ-qekFoi-o
* Whats a Vitamin D Deficiency?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjCzaHtSrg
Vitamin D and Cardiovascular Disease Prevention
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHfdUKSD2A
* Connection with Vitamin D and Cancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUR9JSmY3w
Vitamin D and Diabetes-Can We Prevent it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTtmvMvgfl0
* Vitamin D and Cancer Prevention
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PsyaYNX1dw
Vitamin D: It's Not Just For Bones Anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpFgy8RkWO0
* The Origin Of Cancer
Why it's a Challenge to Live to 100 in the US.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/just4million/message/7519
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* The Real Story on Vitamin D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeg-5NDyJ84
Vitamin D and Prevention of Chronic Diseases
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq1t9WqOD-0
* Vitamin D Prevents Cancer: Is It True?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ-qekFoi-o
* Whats a Vitamin D Deficiency?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjCzaHtSrg
Vitamin D and Cardiovascular Disease Prevention
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHfdUKSD2A
* Connection with Vitamin D and Cancer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUR9JSmY3w
Vitamin D and Diabetes-Can We Prevent it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTtmvMvgfl0
* Vitamin D and Cancer Prevention
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PsyaYNX1dw
Vitamin D: It's Not Just For Bones Anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpFgy8RkWO0
* The Origin Of Cancer
Why it's a Challenge to Live to 100 in the US.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/just4million/message/7519
* FOR LINKS TO THE NEW PROMISFITS BLOGS - GO TO ...
http://stumpysteve.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=691
* To contact StumpySteve, email ohmy@misfitscafe.biz
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