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Classic first grade answers...

A 1^stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.

She presented each child in her classroom, the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.

Their insight may surprise you.

While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.	Don't change horses	Until they stop running.
2.	Strike while the	Bug is close.
3.	It's always darkest before	Daylight Saving Time.
4.	Never underestimate the power of	Termites.
5.	You can lead a horse to water but	How?
6.	Don't bite the hand that	Looks dirty.
7.	No news is	Impossible
8.	A miss is as good as a	Mr.
9.	You can't teach an old dog new	Math
10.	If you lie down with dogs, you'll	Stink in the morning.
11.	Love all, trust	Me.
12.	The pen is mightier than the	Pigs.
13.	An idle mind is	The best way to relax.
14.	Where there's smoke there's	Pollution.
15.	Happy the bride who	Gets all the presents.
16.	A penny saved is	Not much.
17.	Two's company, three's	The Musketeers.
18.	Don't put off till tomorrow what	You put on to go to bed.
19.	Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and	You have to blow your nose.
20.	There are none so blind as	Stevie Wonder.
21.	Children should be seen and not	Spanked or grounded.
22.	If at first you don't succeed	Get new batteries.
23.	You get out of something only what you	See in the picture on the box
24.	When the blind lead the blind	Get out of the way.
25.	A bird in the hand	Is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26.

Better late than

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