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Pot-Luck-Humor - Fwd: Dove & Baby Bunnies

Howdy.
if man were like this little Bird, there would be NO NEED for ARMIES.

enjoy this. It is so sweet and expresses so much that we hold to as abiding under His wing.

This little heart in this bird which is only a fraction in size of ours has more tenderness, more compassion, even more love than a whole bunch of Humans---

Bob Garrison

Noah the Dove

These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well.

Noah is a non-releasable, one-legged homing pigeon/rock dove that is in the rehab centre. Noah kept going over to the bunny cage and looking in -- even sleeping in front of the door to the cage.

Then, suddenly, there were only two bunnies in the cage. But when Noah moved a bit from the front of the cage to everyone's surprise...there was the tiny bunny...under Noah's wing...sound asleep! That little bunny rabbit had crawled through the cage, preferring a featherbed, no doubt to snuggling up with its littermates!

Now, they are all together and the bunnies are doing GREAT. When the bunnies scoot underneath Noah's feathers, he carefully extends his wings out to surround them and then they snuggle. When one of them moves and they start sticking out here and there, he gently pushes them back under him with his beak! It is beautiful and amazing to see...

This is what God does with us when we need the warmth and love He offers. He gathers us under His loving wings to a warm cradle of protection. All we need do in return is give Him the thanks and praise for being with us.

Update on Noah the pigeon:

We are Bob and Georganne Lenham of Wild Rose Rescue Ranch in Texas , home of Noah the Pigeon.

After finding many posts online featuring Noah and the bunnies and reading about the many lives he has touched (his story has been forwarded around the world) we thought we'd post a follow-up and a few new photos.

We knew there was something special about Noah the moment we saw him.

Although the bunnies seem to be his favorite, Noah helps out with many rescue babies here at the Wild Rose Rescue Ranch...

Noah's first litter of bunnies, almost raised and ready for release.

Photo © Bob Lenham

Now, Noah helps out with many rescue babies here at the ranch...

How wonderful it is to have a full-time soft-feathered nurturer here at the rescue ranch! He cuddles with all the babies as they snuggle under his warm feathers...and he "coos" as if singing them to sleep with a lullaby.

Noah is truly, truly a God-send.

He will cover you with His feathers
And under His wings you will find refuge.
Psalm 91:4

Please look for the new book "Noah and The Bunnies" to be released in Summer '09 from "A String of Pearl 's Tails." Each book in the series tells the story of a wildlife baby here at Wild Rose Rescue Ranch.

The purpose of God, will never contradict the promises of God.

'When someone shares something of value with you,

and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation

to share it with others.

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Re: Pot-Luck-Humor - Re: The New Draft

It was a joke guys!!

On Fri, Sep 17, 2010 at 3:59 PM, John Smith <whiskeybottlesmith@yahoo.com> wrote:

i am 70 and i agrreewith you all the way.
--- In Pot-Luck-Humor@yahoogroups.com, Rainman <rainman_23462@...> wrote:
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> The capabilities of the mid to late aged isn't the issue...
> The problem is that anyone enlisted into the military HAS to be authorized a military Retirement...!!
>
> This requires them to be able to do 20-30 years of service & complete their military retirement at least one year PRIOR to reaching the federally mandated retirement age of 65...
> Or there is a conflict between Social Security & Retirement Pay...
>
> As a Sailor with 22, going on 23 years... I want my retirement pay, it'll be 3 times my SSI... I'll get both, but I won't if they both start at the same time.....
>
>
> Sent from my iPhone....
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> On Sep 17, 2010, at 9:18, Joe Azbrujo <azbrujo@...> wrote:
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Drafting Guys Over 60
> > This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier...
> >
> > New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
> >
> > I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
> >
> > For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy..
> >
> > Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile.
> >
> > An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
> >
> > If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
> >
> > Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
> >
> > They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
> >
> > Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
> >
> > An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
> >
> > These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
> >
> > Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.
> >
> > HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??
> > Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
> >
> >
> > Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.
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> > You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
> >
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Pot-Luck-Humor - Crazy Students and their College Initiations

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Pot-Luck-Humor - Xenia Mostikova Naked Gymnast ...

Xenia Mostikova Naked Gymnast ...

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Pot-Luck-Humor - The Devil Made Me Do It.2 Courtesy JJ

The Devil Made Me Do It.

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Pot-Luck-Humor - Trophy (weapon?)

Interesting anyway...

Trophy -

It will change the battlefield in a major way.
The system has been installed in over 70% of the IDF's main battle
tanks and other important armored vehicles. The balance of
approximately 30% will be completed in very short order.
Numerous armies have indicated a very serious interest in the Trophy
system, but so far, the IDF is not prepared to share the technology
with anyone. Can anyone blame them

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Pot-Luck-Humor - $ 100.00

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for a week, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write to God requesting 100.00. When the Postal Authorities received the letter to God, USA, they forwarded it to the President.

The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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