I proclaim the following:
1. I will live my life the way I deem fit, screw political correctness.
2. I have the right to choose my religious path. All this "My God" can whip "Your God"??? My God doesn't fight imaginary friends or shadow box (Read Your Bible).
3. If I want to eat a cow, I will eat a cow.
4. I have the right to tell a telemarketer to kiss my ass and hang up on mid-sentence and not have to worry about whether or not I was polite.
5. If I think someone's an idiot, I will tell them they're an idiot.
6. I have the right to tell a parent that their kids are animals and they're not raising them correctly. (Think of how many times you've been at a supermarket and heard a screaming child the entire time...what exactly would you want to say that would be any nicer?)
7. If you don't know what you're talking about, shut the hell up.
8. You may have the right to speak, but I have the right not to listen to you.
9. If I want to be rude, loud, and obnoxious, it's a free country, you have the same right I do.
10. If I want to go to a bar, destroy my liver with alcohol, clog my arteries with junk, and have unsafe sex with the woman I just met, I ought to be able to smoke while I'm at it.
11. I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
12. Ben Stein for President!
13. Dennis Miller should be proclaimed king and given reign over his own society.
14. Your daughter just got drunk at a party, made a "Ho" of herself, and you're worried about my religious beliefs?
15. Before you tell me how to run my life, be certain that your own is squeaky clean.
16. Just because you work at McDonald's doesn't mean you have an excuse to have an I.Q. Under twelve.
17. Just because you're a student does not mean that you're any more enlightened than someone that works at Blockbuster.
18. Speaking of Blockbuster, if I return the tape, you do not have to actually sue me for $15 if it is not rewound!!
19. If you're stupid enough to give me credit, deal with the consequences.
20. It's ignorant to charge someone $25 if they bounce a check for $5. (If I didn't have the $5, what makes you think I'm going to have $25 you retards!!)
21. If you don't like the way I drive then at the next red light get out from under my car.
22. If your dog or cat is so smart, then why do you talk to it like it's a newborn baby?
23. If I shoot you while you're committing a crime, and you try to sue me for it, I'll shoot you again.
24. Courtesy of Ben Franklin: Anyone who would give up freedoms and liberties for temporary security deserves neither freedom or security.
25. If you live in Tornado Alley, don't whine when you get hit by a tornado.MOVE, you dumb ass !!
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Does God Exist? ~ What does Freethinker Sam Harris say?
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/just4million/message/7244
"Independence is my happiness, ... my country is the
world, and my religion is to do good." ~ Thomas Paine
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