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Rotten Joke! (rated X)      Reasons Masturbation Is Better Than Real Sex 1. Your hand always lets you finish first.   2. It's free. 3. Same reason my Chevy is better than a Ferrari: It's all I can get.   4. You call the position. 5. "Premature ejaculation"? Hehehe   6. No weird looks when you pull out the peanut butter. 7. Your privates are your best friend.   8. Your girlfriend is just a piece of skin that you have sex with. 9. Gives a single man good reason to wash his socks.   10. Easier to join their "Mile High Club." 11. You get to scream out your own name.   12. Peeing is considered foreplay. 13. Nobody ever says, "Why is it all green and wrinkly?"   14. You'll never have two women, But you'll always have two HANDS!   15. Four words: "Brad Pitt hand puppet."   16. You can do it and play Interactive Top Ten at the same time. 17. Don't have to clean up fur afterwards.

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Rotten Joke!  The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.   The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said,  "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next, little Lucy raised and hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, Don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy," said the teacher. Oh no, here's little Johnny with his hand up. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then she killed the last ten with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Don't Fuck with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

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MisfitsCafe.com - peter graves as Whiplash

 

Whiplash                                                 

1961 Syndicated
Black and White - 30 minutes - 34 episodes

Whiplash Cast

Peter Graves as Christopher Cobb
Anthony Wickert as Dan

Filmed on location, this story, starring the elegant Peter Graves, was about an American building the first stagecoach line in Australia in the 1850s.

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Re: MisfitsCafe.com - Susan's Sex Survey Corner

 

that is what that survey says..  

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average!!??

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Re: MisfitsCafe.com - The Electron microscope

these pictures are amazing , also it does make your skin crawl just a little

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The body lice one..  my head itches now  thank you.


but i am washing my raspberries better..

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Enter the magnified world of the micro universe and just be amazed by the shapes and colors too...  And enjoy your lunch.                                                Amazing Scanning Electron Microscope Photos... Awesome! All these pictures are from the book ' Microcosmos,' created by Brandon Brill from London. This book includes many scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of insects, human body parts and household items. These are the most amazing images of what is too small to see with the naked eye.   An ant, Formica fusca, holding a microchip   Surface of an Erasable Programmable Read-Only Memory silicon microchip   Eyelash hairs growing from the surface of human skin   The surface of a strawberry   Bacteria on the surface of a human tongue   Human sperm (spermatozoa)   Nylon hooks and loops of Velcro   Household dust: includes long hairs of cat fur, twisted synthetic and woollen fibres, serrated insect scales, a pollen grain, and plant and insect remains   The weave of nylon stocking fibres   The head of a mosquito   Head louse clinging to a human hair   Eight eyes (two groups of four) on the head of a tarantula   Cut human hairs and shaving foam between two razor blades   Cigarette paper the tobacco is rolled in   Corroded surface of a rusty nail   Mushrooms spores   Clutch of  butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant    Calcium phosphate crystal       No wonder modern forensics solves so many crimes.

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Re: MisfitsCafe.com - The Electron microscope

 

The body lice one..  my head itches now  thank you.


but i am washing my raspberries better..

On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 1:31 PM, K-Squared <kkanalz@gmail.com> wrote:

 

Enter the magnified world of the micro universe and just be amazed by the shapes and colors too...  And enjoy your lunch.                                                Amazing Scanning Electron Microscope Photos... Awesome! All these pictures are from the book ' Microcosmos,' created by Brandon Brill from London. This book includes many scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of insects, human body parts and household items. These are the most amazing images of what is too small to see with the naked eye.   An ant, Formica fusca, holding a microchip   Surface of an Erasable Programmable Read-Only Memory silicon microchip   Eyelash hairs growing from the surface of human skin   The surface of a strawberry   Bacteria on the surface of a human tongue   Human sperm (spermatozoa)   Nylon hooks and loops of Velcro   Household dust: includes long hairs of cat fur, twisted synthetic and woollen fibres, serrated insect scales, a pollen grain, and plant and insect remains   The weave of nylon stocking fibres   The head of a mosquito   Head louse clinging to a human hair   Eight eyes (two groups of four) on the head of a tarantula   Cut human hairs and shaving foam between two razor blades   Cigarette paper the tobacco is rolled in   Corroded surface of a rusty nail   Mushrooms spores   Clutch of  butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant    Calcium phosphate crystal       No wonder modern forensics solves so many crimes.

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