| THIS is TRUE: CROC-o-DIAL: When Rimma Golovko reported to staff at an aquarium in Ukraine that a crocodile had swallowed her cell phone, at first they thought it was a crock. But when they heard the phone ringing from inside the animal, they realized she was telling the truth. Apparently, Golovko had been using her mobile to try to snap a picture of the reptile opening his mouth when the phone slipped from her hand and went down the hatch. The crocodile, "Gena", may need surgery to remove the phone. (JW/AP) ... Which will be scheduled as soon as the croc stops following Captain Hook. SAD, DARK THING: Cafe 41:11, a "Christian outreach center for at-risk teens" in Norton, Ohio, was founded near the town's high school by a local attorney, Thomas Walkley, 52. When two 19-year-old men stopped by, Walkley "kept talking about how he works with at-risk kids," said Xavier Sworniowski, "but that's not why we were there." Walkley talked about "sad, dark things," the university student said, and "kept bringing up the kids he works with, and how they need someone to love them." Then, he says, Walkley "stood up and pulled his pants down," exposing himself. Sworniowski and his friend left and called police. Walkley followed them out, and spoke to the 911 dispatcher himself. According to the recording of the call, Walkley offered that "these guys are over the age of 18," and invited officers to "come over" to the cafe. They did: Walkley was arrested and charged with two counts of public indecency. After bailing out, Walkley admitted to a reporter he had dropped his pants for "educational" reasons, and has done it before. "I would ask that no one rush to judgment before hearing the other side." (RC/Akron Beacon-Journal) ... Sir, none of us want to see your other side. BUTTHEADS: A house fire in North Portland, Ore., caused $30,000 in damage, and fire officials are blaming the blaze on the occupants: they used a hole in the floor as an ashtray. When one of them called to report the fire, he hung up on the emergency dispatcher, and then refused to take the dispatcher's call-back attempts. "That's not careless smoking," Fire Dept. Spokesman Paul Corah said, "that's stupid smoking." (JW/Portland Oregonian) ... There's smart smoking? ALCOHOL ABUSE: A 32-year-old Milwaukee, Wisc., man has very strong feelings about alcohol, and he apparently used a metal pipe to express his sentiments. The man approached a beer truck at a grocery store and ordered the deliverymen to stop their delivery. When they ignored him, he allegedly began swinging a metal pipe at the canned beer, scolding them for bringing "poison" into his neighbourhood. About $2,000 worth of product was destroyed. "He beat on the beer for about a half hour," said store owner Nirmal Singh. "Then he got tired and sat down against the wall and waited for the police." While the beer bashing was going on, several passers-by helped themselves to cases of beer. (MS/Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel) ... Yet, no one thought to aid the innocent victims of the ongoing and senseless violence. |
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all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168
The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4
MISFITSCAFE.COM | PO BOX 4286 | DELTONA FL 32725-0286
* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD
(\__/)
(='.'=) Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
http://StumpySteve.com/forums (repaired)
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