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Stupid Joke!   If men TRULY ran the world... 1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the rear and a "Nice going, you'll get it next time" Would pretty much be it. 2. Birth control would come in ale or lager 3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th So it only occurred on leap years. 4. On Groundhog Day, If you saw your shadow, You got to spend the day drinking. Mother's day too 5. Garbage would take itself out 6. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" Would be "Monday Night Football from Another Angle." 7. Instead of a "beer belly" you'd get "beer biceps" 8. Two words: Ally McNaked 9. Tanks would be far easier to rent 10. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again 11. Every man would get Four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year 12. The victors in any athletic competition would Get to kill and eat the losers 13. It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as You returned it the next day with a full tank of gas. 14. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, You could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said: "You're #1!" 15. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, She'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. 16. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards. Send a smile, Make someone laugh, Have some fun!

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