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Saturday, November 27, 2010

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B.P. Swimmers

Most of us heard about natural disaster which caused leakage of crude oil in Gulf of Mexico.

Despite the fact that media have tried to cover complete story and to bring us enough information about it, we still cannot imagine how horrible this actually was and will be in future.

Probably, millions of animals will die because of this oil leakage and some scientist are predicting that this is only beginning since the season of birds migration is yet to come.

Jane Fulton is photographer who got an excellent idea to create a few of photos which could eventually help people to imagine the disastrous consequences of this leakage.

She has created a few of photos where a few of models dared to swim and dive in oil.

Well there are few useful things when we talk about swimming in oil, you will definitely get a 'chocolate tan' for just a few seconds and also,

You can be happy because you are theoretically swimming in a pool full of dollars (because crude oil means dollars, right?).

Maybe BP's CEO should try this, just in case he wants to see what his company did to thousands of poor animals.

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MisfitsCafe.com - Miss Fat and Beauty of 2009 ( HOT BABE PHOTOS )

Miss Fat and Beauty of 2009

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Miss Fat and Beautiful 2009 Moran Baranes

The 22-year-old "heavy weight" beauty Moran Baranes, weighing in at 205 pounds, was crowned the title in "Fat and Beautiful" beauty pageant 2009 in Israel.

Moran Baranes works as a security guard and enjoys painting and dancing.

This special annual "Fat and Beautiful" beauty pageant is only accept contestants with at least 176 lbs.

The plus-size women from all over Israel competed in casual wear and evening gowns.

Thinking how they look in swimsuit?

Sorry, there was no swimsuit event in the competition.

Enjoy the photos of Moran Baranes, the winner of Israel's "Miss Fat and Beautiful" 2009.

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MisfitsCafe.com - Sunday Laffs!

A Few Sunday Laffs!

A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet.

One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.

Later that night, a thief broke into their house.

The thief was in the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's car arriving home.

The thief then immediately hid in the closet.

The owners came into the house, and went straight to bed.

But in the middle of the night they were awoken by a scream.

The husband opened the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor.

The husband immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made him yell so loud.

The thief replied in pain, "When your damn squirrel mistook my ass for a hollow in a tree -- I held out; then it mistook my balls for nuts, I gritted my teeth; but when it decided to carry the nuts into the hollow I screamed."
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I asked my missus if we could try the Chilean Miner position the other night.

She asked if that was the one where she goes deep down my shaft and stays there until she needs to come up for air?

I told her no, it's the one where she fucks off and I don't see her for 4 months.

Little Johnny had a first date lined up with a woman he had been after for quite a while.

When she finally consented to go out with him, he wanted to plan the most romantic evening he could.

He picked her up at her apartment, and then drove out to the beach.

Little Johnny had prepared very carefully for this date and brought out a blanket for them to sit upon the sand and a bottle of the finest wine.

The moonlight was shining down on them and Little Johnny poured his date some wine.

He handed her the glass, looked lovingly in to her eyes and said, "Now this is what I call romantic. The waves crashing on the shore, the moonlight in your eyes, a warm tropical breeze, a bottle of wine.....,"
He takes a sip of wine and says, "Oh and by the way... Do you Spit or Swallow?

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MisfitsCafe.com - Wrong way and right way to sneak in.....lol!

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine andcoast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house,

I sneak up the Stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, "WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

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Re: MisfitsCafe.com - People of Walmart

they are some definate winners huh Kid

On Sat, Nov 27, 2010 at 9:53 PM, Kid <someone@misfitscafe.biz> wrote:

PMSL!!

I'm... politically incorrect, morally absent, ethically a pariah, socially an animal, emotionally damaged, sexually absent, ideologically contemptuous, theologically damned, intellectually complicated ...and kind

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On Sat, Nov 27, 2010 at 8:47 PM, Ernest Hayes <retiredsergeant@gmail.com> wrote:

People of Walmart

It seems like you started adding random things to that list. Midgets and DSL !!

Way to go Grandma !

Charming !

Eat your heart out Brad Pitt !

I'm UTTERLY speechless !

Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered.

Everyone loves a man in yellow go-go boots!

I REALLY hope that isn't what I think it is…

Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? I don't see a problem with that !

The Batmobile is being fixed – this is my spare car !.

If a cheetah and a leopard decided to mate, this would be the result

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Why did you ever, E…V…E…R. think this was appropriate to wear in public?

Yeah – well thanks for telling me that NOW !

Every man has an NFL jersey AND short pink shorts in their wardrobe, right?

How the hell does she manage to wipe her ass ??

Just in case you had the irresistible urge…

Got any grits flavour chewing gum !

Pimpin ain't easy down at da walmart.

It's like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time.

Where the hell is Catwoman !

I see that Britney Spears let herself go…….again !

If i asked you where i could buy that shirt your answer would be…….

Nobody aint gonna mess with me !

Kinda relieved that we don't get a glimpse of the front too…

Is it even legal to look this good?

Have a nice……..jeeez…..what the f!!!!!!!!!

Just another goat shopping at Walmart…….what's so funny !