Friday, November 26, 2010

MisfitsCafe.com - Street Gangs In Canada

 




 


 

 

 

  


 

STREET GANGS IN CALGARY ,ALBERTA

It's gangs like these that the people of Calgary have to put up with..

A bit different from the problems in other cities...

It proves that every City has their own "unique" gang problems. They
roam the streets and yards night and day.

They hang out in even the best neighborhoods!

..and you CANNOT (legally) stop them.



AREN'T THEY MAGNIFICENT !!!!???


  
 

 

 

 

  





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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
 

Blood plasma.
 
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No piece of paper can be folded in half 


more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually 


than plane crashes or shark attacks.

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You burn more calories sleeping
 

than you do watching television.
 
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Oak trees do not produce acorns 
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. 

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The first product to have a bar code 


was Wrigley's gum. 

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The King of Hearts is the only king 


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE 

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 
by eliminating one (1) olive 


from each salad served in first-class.
 
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 

 
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)


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Apples, not caffeine, 


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 

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Most dust particles in your house are made from 


DEAD SKIN! 

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. 


So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. 

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Walt Disney was afraid 


OF MICE! 

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PEARLS MELT
 
 
IN VINEGAR! 
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: 

Marlboro, 
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... 


but, not downstairs.
 

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, 

 
and no one knows why. 

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush 
be kept at least six (6) feet away from 
a toilet to avoid airborne particles 
resulting from the flush. 

 
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) 

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And the best for last.... 


Turtles can breathe through their butts.
 
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)


So......................






Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush!!!



 


  



 

 

 



 





 

 

 


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