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New Living Will Form   I, Jim Curry being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: a Martini a Margarita a Glass of Chardonnay a Gin and Tonic a Bloody Mary a Steak, Lobster or crab legs The remote control a Shot of Tequila a bowl of ice cream The sports page Chocolate or Sex!! or a blow job... It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the Cape Breton Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature: James R Curry Date: November 24, 2010 NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes.   Now I know..... an Irish Nursing Home is the one for me....LOL..

Folks...you can copy this if you wish!!!!

 

I'm... politically incorrect, morally absent, ethically a pariah, socially an animal, emotionally damaged, sexually absent, ideologically contemptuous, theologically damned, intellectually complicated ...and kind


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