MisfitsCafe.com - Age is a funny thing

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Do you realize that the only time In our lives when we like to get old Is when we're kids.   If you're less than 10 years old, You're so excited about aging That you think in fractions.   "How old are you?" "I'm 4 and a half."   You're never 36 and a half, But you're 4 and a half Going on 5 That's the key.   You get into your teens, Now you can't hold back. You jump to the next number.   "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16."   And then The greatest day of your life happens: You become 21 Even the words Sound like a ceremony. You BECOME 21....   But then you turn 30. Ooohhh, what happened here?? My, you sound like sour milk. SHE TURNED?!.... What changed ???   You BECOME 21 You TURN 30, You're PUSHING 40. You REACH 50... Then you make it to 60... Whew... I didn't think I'd make it...   All the way to 60, And by then You've built up so much speed, You HIT 70 ! After that, It's day by day thing.   You HIT Wednesday You get into your 80's You HIT lunch And it doesn't end there...   Into your 90's You start going backwards: I'm just 92.   Then a strange thing happens, If you make it over a 100, You become a little kid again: I'm 100 and a half !   Age sure is a funny thing.

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