Saturday, September 18, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Finding a Job in America

 

  
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
                                   
                         
 

 

 

John Smith started the day early having set his

                                  

Alarm clock  

 

(MADE IN JAPAN)
for 6 am.


While his coffee pot
(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG)


He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),


designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA)


he sat down with his

calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio
(MADE IN CHINA)


he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with gas

(FROM SAUDI ARABIA)


and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging

and fruitless day

checking his


Computer
(MADE IN MALAYSIA),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL),


poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)

and turned on his

TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),


and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job

in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT 
(MADE IN KENYA) ..



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