Pot-Luck-Humor - The carpenter

 

A carpenter gets called to do some work at the local house of ill repute. The madam of the house explains that she wants him to build a partition to divide one of the larger rooms into two smaller rooms. The carpenter spends all day building the partition and when he's done he gives the madam a bill for $300. The madam smiles and says, "We usually pay all our bills around her in trade." "Sorry ma'am" replies the carpenter, "it's $300 cash or this partition comes out" "But you can have some fun with any girl here," explains the madam. "That's worth more than $300" "Sorry ma'am," replies the carpenter, 'it's $300 cash or this partition comes out" "But my girls can fulfill your every desire. Choose any girl you like." The carpenter thinks a while and then says, "You said any girl I want. Does that include you?" The madam smiles seductively, "Why yes of course" and she starts to disrobe. Once she is naked on the bed the carpenter slowly and gently inserts his thumb deep into her 'front opening' She sighs and moans with pleasure. Then the carpenter carefully inserts his middle finger deep into her 'rear opening' The madam is writhing in ecstasy Then the carpenter suddenly clamps his thumb and finger together and says, "Like I was saying, it's $300 cash or this partition comes out"

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