Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - is a billion?

 






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How many zeros in a billion?  

   
  
 
This is too true to be funny. 

 The next time you hear a politician use the 
 Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about 
 Whether you want the 'politicians' spending 
 YOUR tax money.
 
 A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
 But one advertising agency did a good job of 
 Putting that figure into some perspective in
 One of it's releases. 

 A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959. 

 B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. 

 C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were 
 Living in the Stone Age. 

 D.
  A billion dollars ago was only 
 8 hours and 20 minutes, 
 At the rate our government
 Is spending it. 

 While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
 let's take a look at New Orleans ...

 

 It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

 Louisiana Senator,
 Mary Landrieu (D) 
 Is presently asking
 Congress for 
 250
 BILLION DOLLARS
 To
 rebuild New Orleans .  Interesting number....
 What does it mean?
 

 A.
Well... If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans    
 (every man, woman, and child) 
 You each get $516,528.
 

 B.
Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in 
  New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787. 

 C.
Or... If you are a family of four...
 Your family gets $2,066,012.
 

  Washington, D.
 C.

HELLO! 
Are all your calculators broken??

 Building Permit Tax 
 CDL License Tax 
 Cigarette Tax 
 Corporate Income Tax 
 Dog License Tax 
 Federal Income Tax (Fed)
 Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA) 
 Fishing License Tax 
 Food License Tax 
 Fuel Permit Tax 
 Gasoline Tax 
 Hunting License Tax 
 Inheritance Tax 
 Inventory Tax 
 IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) 
 IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
 Liquor Tax 
 Luxury Tax 
 Marriage License Tax 
 Medicare Tax 
 Property Tax 
 Real Estate Tax 
 Service charge taxes 
 Social Security Tax 
 Road Usage Tax (Truckers) 
 Sales Taxes 
 Recreational Vehicle Tax
 School Tax  
 State Income Tax  
 State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
 Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
 Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
 Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax 
 Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
 Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax  
  Telephone State and Local Tax
 Telephone Usage Charge
 Tax 
 Utility Tax 
 Vehicle License Registration Tax 
 Vehicle Sales Tax 
 Watercraft Registration Tax 
 Well Permit Tax 
 Workers Compensation Tax
... And many more ...
 (And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes) 

 THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

 Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
 And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
 
 We had absolutely no national debt... 
 We had the largest middle class in the world...
 And Mom stayed home to raise the kids. 

 What happened?
 Can you spell:
    


 
 

  

 'POLITICIANS!' 
 
 And I still have to 
 Press '1' 
 For English. 
 
 I hope this goes around 
the U S 
 At
 least 100 times
 

 

 

 
Paul M. Noll, Jr.
Jamestown, NC




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