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Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Test You Might Be A Redneck If . . . . . . your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it. . . . your greatest accomplishment is the 10-pound turnip you grew. . . . any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern. . . . you think people who have electricity are uppity. . . . you know how to milk a goat. . . . you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower. . . . your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum. . . . you've ever hollered, "You kids quit playin' on that sheet metal." . . . your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night. . . . your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard. . . . you've ever named a child for a good dog. . . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline. . . . your local newspaper has a front-page feature called "Cow of the Week." . . . you don't need a clean shirt to go to work. . . . you bum a dip from your mother. . . . you have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer. . . . your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo. . . . you think "Hooked on Phonics" is a fishing show. . . . you've ever attended a dance at the bus station. . . . your guest bedroom is also your tool shed. . . . you spend three days in line for Reba tickets. . . . you can't keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken. . . . you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product. . . . you drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes. . . . you spend most of your time in the laundromat so you can watch TV. . . . grass is growing in the floor boards of your car.

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