Pot-Luck-Humor - The Zipper

 

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became

      Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to

      Come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

 

      Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus

      Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,

      Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg

      She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

 

      So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached

      Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the

      Second time attempted the step.

 

      Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg

      With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind

      To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

 

      About this time, a large Texan who was standing

      Behind her picked her up easily by the waist

      And placed her gently on the step of the bus.

 

      She went ballistic and turned to the

      Would-be Samaritan

      And yelled:

      'How dare you touch my body!

       I don't even know who you are!'

 

      The Texan smiled and drawled,

      'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,

       But after you unzipped my fly three times,

      I kinda figured we was friends.'


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