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Little Johnny, a fifth grade student had a penis so large,

his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. 

They cautioned him he could easily kill someone.

Through the grapevine, his teacher learned about 

his unusual size, and keeping him after school, suggested

they have sex.

Little Johnny refused, expressing concern he might kill her. 

She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect to be on top,

in complete control, so nothing bad can happen. 

He reluctantly agreed but the teacher experiences such wonderful

sensations, she faints from pure joy. 

Thinking he's killed her, Johnny runs from the class room sobbing and

crying, "Oh my God!... I killed her! I killed her!"

All at once he stops dead in his tracks, and look of dawning
comprehension appears on his face as he says, "Wait just a minute!  I
didn't kill her. She committed suicide!"

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