The teacher was trying to get
the class to understand how the
Indians must have felt when they
first encountered the Spanish explorers.
"How would you feel," she asked,
"If someone showed up on your doorstep
looking very different, spoke a strange
language and wore unusual clothes?
Wouldn't you be a bit scared?"
"Nah" one boy answered, "I'd just figure
it was my sister's date."
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As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store
recently, the saleswoman let me know that the
store was having a 20% off sale.
"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her
something." she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.
"No girlfriend?"
"No, my wife won't let me."
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