(personally I think there are some reruns here, but the comments are fresh !)
You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!! Pensacola, Florida
Don't laugh! Its okay, because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled into one. College Station, Texas
Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel, California
Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in? Birmingham, Alabama
Britney Spears let herself go again. Slidell, Louisiana
Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.
Seattle, Washington
And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville, Kentucky
Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind.
Mountain Brook, Alabama
For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt ... simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt. Can't be! Forestdale, Alabama
No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.
Midlothian, Virginia
It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston, Texas
This is perfectly understandable. This one was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'. Nashville, Tennessee
Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack??? I don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before. The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard.
Fort Smith, Arkansas
I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say. Grand Rapids, Michigan
Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!! Alpharetta, Georgia
Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park, Illinois
I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, she doesn't watch Rachael Ray, and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen. La Verne, California
I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle. Spring, Texas
For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so badly, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set. Oxford, Mississippi
Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach - like right now!
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all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168
The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4
MISFITSCAFE.COM | PO BOX 4286 | DELTONA FL 32725-0286
* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD
(\__/)
(='.'=) Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
http://StumpySteve.com/forums (repaired)
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