The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !! Reason why she should go to Heaven. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, Them every day, for eternity.' The same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. You turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!
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Queen Elizabeth
And
Dolly Parton
Die on the same day and they both go
Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
So the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular
Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these,
And I'm sure it will please God to be able to see
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,
A Royal Flush
Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.
all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
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