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ETERNAL / INFERNAL TRUTHS 1.Once over the hill, you pick up speed.   2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes, I even put it in the food.   3. If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.   4. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.   5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.   6. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.  (true!)   7. If the shoe fits... Buy it in every colour.   8. If you're too open minded, Your brains will fall out.   9. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.   10. If you look like your passport picture, You probably need the trip.   11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.   12. Some days are a total waste of makeup.   13.  Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.   14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.   15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.   16. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.   17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.   18. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.   19. By the time you can make ends meet, They move the ends.   20. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

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