Funny Facebook Status Updates About Being Freezing Cold
- just farted and it froze. Damn it's coooold!
- 's shadow froze to the ground today. Damn it's cooooold!
- knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.
- thinks it's dangerous to use metal utensils when it's this cold.
- knows it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer.
- knows it's cold when he sees the squirrels throwing themselves against the electric fence.
- chipped his tooth on his soup... Damn it's cooooold!
- had to punch a hole in the air to get outside.
- went to work with a toaster in his pants it was so cooooold.
- has one word for how cold it is... "peecicle".
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all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168
The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4
MISFITSCAFE.COM | PO BOX 4286 | DELTONA FL 32725-0286
* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD
(\__/)
(='.'=) Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
http://StumpySteve.com/forums (repaired)
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