A few Adultish laffs... Two guys were walking down the street one day when they came across a small pair of gym shorts on the ground. They decided to put a sign up on the church bulletin board so the rightful owner could claim them. The first one starts to write out the sign, "FOUND: one pair of boys gym shorts..." "Hold on," says the second, "Those are girls gym shorts." "Boys shorts!", "No, girls shorts!", The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about. The first guy tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument. Two gay men decide to have a baby. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs. A little old lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly, a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. "Oh, dear," the lady said, "come on, I'll clean you!" She took a Kleenex from her purse and whipped the duck clean. After finishing, she urged the duck away saying, She walked on and another duck with poop all over it crossed her way. Again, she took out a Kleenex and cleaned the little duck. She warned this one as well and the duck took off. Soon after, she encountered a third duck with the same problem. And for the third time she played Florence Nightingale and tended to the duck. "Hey, you, lady!" shouted Little Johnny, sounding in some distress. An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector. A guy, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the guy had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the guy started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in, cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" |
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