Thursday, December 2, 2010

MisfitsCafe.com - Fwd: Thursday Thistledew



 
 ~ Sharing What Was Shared With Me ~
 
 
 
'Tis the Season
Thistle dew
Thursday December 2, 2010
 
 
Bible Verse of the Day
 
"And of his fullness have all we received, and grace for grace."
K J V
 
St. John 1:16
 
N I V
"From the fullness of his grace we have all received one blessing after another." 
 
  
Quote of the Day
"Faith is putting all of your eggs in God's basket and then counting your blessings before they hatch."
~ Ramona C. Carroll
 
 
Worst Blond Joke of the Day

A Blond Joke To End All Blond Jokes
 
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex.
 
 Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of naming dogs like that?'
 
  'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde,
 
 
 'They're watch dogs'!
 
Recipe of the Day
Electric Skittle Peanut Brittle Candy
 
1 ½ cups sugar
2 tablespoon water
½ cup Karo syrup
2 cups raw *peanuts
(*can substitute w/other nuts)
 
In electric skillet, cook at 350° for eight minutes until golden.  Add two teaspoons baking soda.  Stir.  Pour onto cookie sheet and spread with spatula.  Do not overcook!  When cool & set, break into pieces. 
 
 
Useless Fact of the Day
 
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

 
 Worst PUN of the day
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  
 

            

NOSTALGIA OF THE DAY

 Remember when it took 3 minutes for the TV to warm up?
For those of a younger generation, the above was a full floor model television and was considered a beautiful and impressive piece of furniture.
 
 
 
 Best Sign of the Day
 
 
 
Cool Link of the Day
 
Calendar of holidays by religion,country or date.
 
 
 
 
Joke of the Day
 
While shopping for vacation clothes, a man and his wife passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since she had considered buying a bathing suit, so she sought her husband's advice.

'What do you think?' she asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'

'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'll never get it all in one.'

 
 
 
 
 
He's still in intensive care.

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Thank you to Cinda, Debbie, Denise, Mary Ann and Robbie for the emails which contributed to the digest today.
 
 
Note to family & friends,
 
My hope is to bring a smile to your face and a lightness to your heart. 
Sorry for any repeats.
  Nowadays, can receive something for the second or third time that seems as fresh and new as the first time.
  That's the silver lining to a "senior" cloudy memory!
 


 
 





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