Saturday, December 4, 2010

MisfitsCafe.com - Irish humor

 

  
 
  
 
 
 
 

 
 
Don't you just love Irish logic ………………………….

 
  
A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN   IRELAND .... 
  
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved for new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows: .....

The lady reporter:
 "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:
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"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ? "

Reporter
 (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer:
 "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "

Reporter:
 "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "

Farmer:
 "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... And only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "

The program was never aired….. 
  
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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