Friday, December 10, 2010

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Little Johnny Logic


Teacher:    If I gave you  2 cats and another 2 cats  and another 2,  how many will you  have?

Johnny:     Seven,  Sir.

Teacher:    No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and  another 2 cats and another 2, how  many  
                    Will you  have?

Johnny:      Seven

Teacher:     Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you  2 apples, and another 2 apples and  
                     Another 2, how many will you  have?

Johnny:     Six.

Teacher:     Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2  cats and another 2, how many will  
                     You  have?

Johnny:      Seven!!!


A very angry  Teacher:     Where the f  *ck  do you get seven  from?!?!?

Very angry  Johnny:           Because I've already got a f *ckin' cat at  home!!!

 





 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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