The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
Watching her. She whispers softly to the man
Behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says
To her 'Just follow the instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly
On her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment,
She opens the instructions and reads them very
Carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside
You, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to
Her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is
Very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She
Re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
The paper it says, 'If you have any problems or
Questions .. Please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be
Right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her
Doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says,
'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the
Frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
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