Whose weird????
Really... how did you know?? he he He will just tell me i am full of caca that is why i dont tell him he is wierd...
On Sat, Dec 18, 2010 at 12:12 PM, Ernest Hayes <ernie@misfitscafe.biz> wrote:no dear you arent weird, Now JOE is wierd
On Sat, Dec 18, 2010 at 11:51 AM, ^@@^diane <diane@misfitscafe.biz> wrote:
I am wierd but more a person
On Sat, Dec 18, 2010 at 11:09 AM, Ernest Hayes <ernie@misfitscafe.biz> wrote:
if you must know the elephant is here to keep the wierdos and democrats away from me, do you see any wierdos or democrats around me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,woks doesnt it
On Sat, Dec 18, 2010 at 9:25 AM, ^@@^diane <diane@misfitscafe.biz> wrote:
An elephant i i i dont even want to know Somehow i knew you were going to respond to this one
On Sat, Dec 18, 2010 at 8:59 AM, Ernest Hayes <ernie@misfitscafe.biz> wrote:
ALLRIGHT James, WHON TOLD YOU ABOUT MY FROG, bet I cant keep the elephant secret either
On Sat, Dec 18, 2010 at 8:50 AM, James Lohnes <jimbo814@comcast.net> wrote:
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an
'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she
Notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete'
Instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody'sWatching her. She whispers softly to the man
Behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly saysTo her 'Just follow the instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quicklyOn her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment,She opens the instructions and reads them very
Carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down besideYou, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and toHer surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is
Very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She
Re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
The paper it says, 'If you have any problems or
Questions .. Please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll beRight over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her
Doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says,
'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up theFrog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!!I'm only going to show you how to do this
ONE MORE TIME...
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